A PowerPoint
Call it “Why we're a good match.” Keep it tight. Make it good. Google Slides and Keynote work too.
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Future Ms Brakat.
Applications open.
Test your compatibility, read the wall, then apply. It takes two minutes.See the wall of fame ↓
STEP 1 · 10 SECONDS
Test your compatibility
Type your first name. Our simple certification process makes your official Certificate of Authenticity. “Brakat” is added to your name automatically. Download it and attach it to your application.
Typing “Jack” makes “Jack Brakat”. Guys score 0%, sorry. Just try another name.
Next: the wall of fame ↓Made in your browser. Nothing is sent anywhere.
Wall of fame
The corniest opening lines for a future Ms Brakat: business, anime and weed puns. Tap a note to read it. Got a better one? Send it and I might pin it up.
WALL OF FAME ✦ OPENING LINES
Ready to apply?
It opens a quick guide, then the form. Two minutes.
STEP 2 · THE FORM (OR USE THE BUTTON ABOVE)
How to apply
At least one slide
Extra points if it gets a real laugh out of me.
Use the form below
Paste a link to your deck and send. Email only, no DMs.
Cheat code: don't want to build the slides by hand? Ask Manus AI or Claude to make the PowerPoint for you. It works just like a normal deck, and I won't tell anyone.
A parody listing, just for fun. There's no promise of a reply, and I'll only answer by email. Please don't send sensitive personal information.
Prefer plain email? Copy the template
Subject: Application: Future Ms Brakat – [Your name] Hi Hikmat, Please find my application for the position of Future Ms Brakat. Name: Age (18+ only): Where I live: Attached: my PowerPoint, "Why we're a good match" (or link, if it's too big: ) My pitch in three lines: 1. 2. 3. The joke I'm hoping lands: My honest red flag: Sincerely, [Your name] P.S. I am 18 or older, and I'm fine with you reading this.
Applications go to talktohikmatbrakat@gmail.com. Attach your PowerPoint to the email.
While you wait: the wall
The corniest opening lines for a future Ms Brakat: business, anime and weed puns. Tap a note to read it. Got a better one? Send it and I might pin it up.
WALL OF FAME ✦ OPENING LINES
More about the listing (profile, flags, scorecard)
Hikmat Brakat
- OCCUPATION
- Stoic entrepreneur
- BASED IN
- Norway
- TRACK RECORD
- $1M+ door to door · 10 accounts over 100k
- LOVE LANGUAGE
- Documenting everything. Yes, there will be a podcast episode.
- LOOKING FOR
- Ms Brakat. Must enjoy long-term thinking and a good spreadsheet.
Dear Future Ms Brakat,
I don't know your name yet, but I know you've already rolled your eyes at this page. Good. Keep that energy.
I'm looking for someone who can laugh at me, argue with me and tell me when the plan is wrong. You don't have to love spreadsheets. You'll learn to tolerate them.
I bring discipline, spreadsheets and questionable dating-site design. You bring a PowerPoint.
See you on slide one.
Hikmat
Green flags
- Has heard “no” at more doors than he can count, and still smiles.
- Can name three anime openings and defend all of them.
- Runs on a plan. Also on stoicism.
- Documents everything honestly, failures included (see: supplements).
Red flags
- Will turn the wedding budget into a unit-economics spreadsheet.
- Calls dates “experiments” and takes notes.
- Will ask “what can I control here?” about the weather.
- Has run ten accounts, so you may appear in content. With consent.
What we'll talk about on date one
- Anime: 40%
- Stoicism: 30%
- Unit economics: 20%
- You: 10% (we'll improve)
- Scientifically unverified.
The scorecard (not legally binding)
READY TO APPLY?
Quick guide (30 seconds)
- Build a PowerPoint. Call it “Why we're a good match.” Keep it tight. Google Slides and Keynote work too.
- Make me laugh on at least one slide. Extra points if it works.
- Send it here. Paste a link to your deck. Email only, no DMs.
Cheat code: don't want to build the slides by hand? Ask Manus AI or Claude to make the PowerPoint for you. It works just like a normal deck, and I won't tell anyone.
YOUR APPLICATION